Sick Myth

by Big Bill

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1.
Sick Myth 02:29
Big dream, big house Big trap, big mouse Sick myth Sick myth Big church, big pews You win me lose Sick myth Sick myth Primitive punishment Gorgon government Sick myth Sick myth Punch out, punch in Frozen lunch again Sick myth Sick myth Do you really think they care at all? Do I really need a crystal ball? I don't really think they care at all I don’t really need a crystal ball Pompous pontiff, pony one-trick Heaven help me get one more click Born to suffer, makes you tougher Heaven’s favorite over-under Big bruise, big bet Blindfold cigarette Sick myth Sick myth Conflict avoided Missile guided Sick myth Sick myth Do you really think they care at all? Do I really need a crystal ball? I don't really think they care at all I don’t really need a crystal ball Tree branch olive, opulent monolith Miss me with your lead pipe politic Born to suffer, could be other Wounds won’t heal until they utter Sick myth Sick myth Sick myth
2.
Still Cold 01:34
Let me tell you ‘bout my job I get in at half past twelve Tag the bodies and sweep up The monotony is tough Read a book on my break And get off at half past eight I work at the morgue I look after the bodies I write up my reports And when I leave they’re Still cold Still cold Still cold I work at the morgue I’m haunted by it really I file my reports But no one sees me So I bring my lunch to work I put it in the fridge And when I get the itch, I open it And it’s still cold I work at the morgue I see dead people daily I thought it gave me wisdom But now it leaves me Still cold Still cold
3.
Young men of the world Young men of the world Young men of the world better listen Don’t use that weapon that you’ve got Don’t put yourself above women You better not Young men of the world better listen Don’t use that weapon that you’ve got This world’s already fucked up enough Don’t be a bad guy, don’t be a cop Spit it out Put it down Don’t hang around Macho clowns Young men of the world better listen Do good for those who have not Do more with the gold you're given You got a lot Young men of the world better listen Take care of the garden you got This world’s already fucked up enough Do what you can for the pale blue dot Young men of the world Young men of the world I find new ways to be anxious every single day Wake up every morning it’s a new catastrophe That doesn’t mean I get to treat others less than great I’m working on it man, getting better every day Actually Don’t listen to me Turn off this song Go plant a tree Young men of the world Young men of the world
4.
Accident at the job site Seven weeks in an iron lung It felt like a long weekend But when I woke up I was forty-one I need to get to the money store Don’t remember why but I know this for sure My blood is red if I say so Jingles sound good on my radio Broken bottle was reflective That’s my mirror, my perspective Now I live for the weekend I get off work and away I go Flashing lights on the freeway I take a shortcut that only I know I’m a cool guy windows down Headed to the new part of town I lost my license but that don’t slow me down I don’t know how to swim but I know how to drown My blood is red if I say so Jingles sound good on my radio Cold water was reflective That’s my mirror, my perspective My blood is red if I say so Jingles sound good on my radio Warning sign was reflective That’s my mirror, my perspective My blood is red if I say so Jingles sound good on my radio Broken bottle was reflective That’s my mirror, my perspective
5.
There’s a lizard (lizard) In the desert (desert) It’s got a logo (logo) And a scannable code There’s a freeway (freeway) Over the ocean (ocean) It’s just a notion (notion) It’s just a program (program) Have you ever faced down the devil in the cold of the night with the pressure like an anvil Have you ever faced down a sheriff with a warrant on your name more lit than a candle I did not think so So I know they say that suffering is how you learn but what if all you learn is how to suffer? I know they say that suffering is how you learn but what if all you learn is how to suffer? Yeah that’s what I thought So There’s a mountain (mountain) Past the prairie (prairie) And on top of it Is a vending machine Yeah push a coin in (coin in) Yeah press a button (button) It serves candy And the terrible truth Have you ever faced down the devil in the cold of the night with the pressure like an anvil Have you ever faced down a sheriff with a warrant on your name more lit than a candle I did not think so So I know they say that suffering is how you learn but what if all you learn is how to suffer? I know they say that suffering is how you learn but what if all you learn is how to suffer? Yeah that’s what I thought So I wanna be calm like Bob Ross When he’s painting his little trees I wanna be relaxed like Bob Ross When he’s painting his little clouds I wanna be calm like Bob Ross When he’s painting his little trees I wanna be relaxed like Bob Ross When he’s painting his little clouds Mr. Ross Mr. Ross Be calm Relax Bob Ross He’s real to me Mr. Ross Mr. Ross He’s real to me He’s real to me Mr. Ross He’s real to me Mr. Ross Mr. Ross
6.
Worm Within 02:25
I’m a good apple, alway been But there is a worm within Wake up early, shine my shoes Though I know they’ll just be soiled soon The clerk who works at the gas station is nice He doesn’t like me since I stole a bag of ice Twelve years at the pig lagoon It’s not a living but it’s something that I do They’ll hose me off in Heaven Then I’ll get my sleep I’ll be in bed by seven every night In my clean white sheets Sometimes I get overwhelmed Sometimes I get overwhelmed Sometimes I get overwhelmed I’m a good apple, always been But there is a worm within Was in the running for employee-of-the-month But then I fell into the holding pond The doctors said I technically died Which broke the terms of the contract that I signed The next day I was back at work The boss complained that I still smelled like dirt They’ll hose me off in Heaven Then I’ll get my sleep I’ll be in bed by seven every night In my clean white sheets They’ll hose me off in Heaven (no time cards to punch in) I’ll be in bed by seven (no more worm within) They’ll hose me off in Heaven (no time cards to punch in) I’ll be in bed by seven (no more worm within)
7.
Celebrate Me 02:21
I wanna celebrate me I want a celebration I wanna celebrate me I wanna celebrate Heaven keep me In my cage I hope I get to feel The Sun today Here they feed me Every day Hope they never release me This I pray Oh yeah! I wanna celebrate me I want to celebrate me One day I’ll go down Won’t even be around Hey I’ll rot Hey I’ll rot Maybe today is all I got I wanna celebrate me I want a celebration I wanna celebrate me I wanna celebrate Heaven help me To be free Clouds above me And grass beneath I wanna feel safe now So fence me in I’m a happy pig now I’m tremblin’ Oh yeah! Whoo!
8.
When I Die 03:03
When I die Who will get my loyalty points When I die Who will get my frequent flyer miles When I die Who will get my punchcards, coupons and gift certificates When I die When I die Who will take out my garbage When I die Who will take out my garbage When I die Who will bring in my mail When I die Who will pay my toll Will my letters be forwarded to my new address Will I be reimbursed for my expenses? My time? My efforts? Rule number one at Happy Pig Pork Processing Facility If your coworker passes out and falls into the holding pond, do not enter the holding pond to save them You will likely be overcome by the fumes and will be at risk of serious harm or death Instead, use the rope located on the wall near the vending machines Failing to follow this rule could result in voiding your health insurance policy for up to six months and even possible demotion When I die, who will remember I was here? Is that why people seek fame, to cushion against the inevitable and total forgetting that they ever existed? The reality that not a single soul will remember their flaws, their traits, their trials, their triumphs, their joys? When I die I will be forgotten But I’m told we resonate throughout the timelines My psychic said, “Abandon the project” I don’t need a crystal ball to see the sick and terrible truth of this world And yet in holy devotion we made a record And my pockets are heavy and heaving And my pockets are heavy and heaving with gold
9.
Moat 01:55
I think it’s time to go to bed now Neighbors are bringing out their dead now They say it’s worse in the next town Good time to keep your head down I don’t live in an ivory tower I live in the moat I hope I get a bonus someday I’m savin’ up for a boat Ghost kitchen in a ghost world Does it ever make your toes curl? I heard you prayin’ for a blessin’ Just who were you addressin’? I don’t live in an ivory tower I live in the moat I hope I get a bonus someday I’m savin’ up for a boat I don’t live in an ivory tower I live in the moat I hope I get a bonus someday I’m savin’ up for a boat I don’t live in an ivory tower I live in the moat I hope I get a bonus someday I’m savin’ up for a boat
10.
Cameras 02:56
Integrated fixed towers Surveillin’ the people of the world Fully high def images of desert A lizard sitting on a white rock They say if you’ve got nothin’ to hide You should not worry ‘bout that eye in the sky That got me thinking about what we all should do Inside the mansions let’s put cameras there too Biometric fixed judgment A garden guarded by a spinning sword Watching the line for people crossing Seeing in pixels must be exhausting They say if you’ve got nothin’ to hide You should not worry ‘bout that eye in the sky That got me thinking about what we all should do Inside the mansions let’s put cameras there too You cannot come in ‘cause there’s no room For you Total synergy is good You can not come in ‘cause there’s no room For you Or me They say if you’ve got nothin’ to hide You should not worry ‘bout that eye in the sky That got me thinking about what we all should do Inside the mansions let’s put cameras there too Cameras there too Cameras there too Cameras there too Cameras there too Cameras there too
11.
Unforgiven 01:48
There’s something different about you You know that’s not allowed I’m gonna have to arrest you In the middle of the crowd (citizen’s arrest) The way you spoke at the party I found it truly obscene You should leave the party You should quit the scene Unforgiven You are unforgiven What have you done? That’s easy to see You’ve infected the whole community I heard about your opinion (I thought about it) I understood it of course (I thought a lot about it) That might work in fantasy land (hmm!) Welcome to the real world Who gets to decide? What is normal? What is right? What is good Unforgiven You are unforgiven Unforgiven, and this I decree You’ve infected the whole community Who gets to decide? What is normal? What have you done? That’s easy to see You’ve infected the whole community What have you done? That’s easy to see You’ve infected the whole community Unforgiven And this I decree You’ve infected the whole community Citizen’s arrest That’s what I said Like blood is always red It’s wrong to be rotten Citizen’s arrest It’s cool to be cruel Rules are rules Or have you forgotten?
12.
Reapin’ what I sowed in a good way Who knew a guy like me could have it his way I’m Burger King for the day man You can only win if you’re in on the scam Wonder what’ll happen in a bad way A glass half empty is a future ashtray Nobody told me happy birthday I guess to them it was just another day I stared into the open door I forgot what I came there for Ketchup, mustard or mayonnaise I’ve been standing for many days My cousin says he knows the best way To make a living in the US-of-A He said he’ll show me for a small fee And he’ll throw in a free cup of coffee I think I might’ve had my worst day On August 7th, 1998 That’s when I met my first criminal He was sending me messages subliminal Reapin’ what I sowed! Gettin’ what I’m owed! I stared into the gaping maw These are some of the things I saw Every meal that I ever bought Every T-shirt I ever wore Every bed where I ever slept Every promise I never kept Every trash bag I ever tossed Every lifetime has got a cost
13.
It was a long hot night with my feet in the stocks I got pinched for stealing bread Let he who ain’t been hungry Do this time for me instead Why would God allow this? I’m a good little boy and I do what I’m told Generations workin’ in the mine But none of us ever touched a little bit of gold I try to live in the light, stand up, do what’s right But sleepin’ in the cold wet mud got me feeling uptight I’m just a little boy don’t tell it to the queen I work all night at the captain’s factory Sometimes I sit and wonder what it means I’m just a little boy don’t tell it to the queen When the factory opened I was first in line I was tired of working for nothing in the mine But soon I lost that gig and all my family died And I did what I had to do to keep myself alive So I wrote a long letter and I mailed it to the pope Didn’t think he would read it, I never had much hope But apparently he did indeed and he thought my letter fine He said he’d never come across a more powerful line I’m just a little boy don’t tell it to the queen I work all night at the captain’s factory Sometimes I sit and wonder what it means I’m just a little boy don’t tell it to the queen I’m just a little boy don’t tell it to the queen A psychic said I wouldn’t live to see thirteen At night a scary figure haunts me in my dreams I’m just a little boy don’t tell it to the queen And so the pope wrote a letter but not to me He sent it with his horsemen to my very own queen As the lady-in-waiting read the letter with her voice The Queen knew deep down that she simply had no choice

about

Following the acclaimed Strawberry Seed, Austin art-rock band Big Bill faced a challenge in fall 2024: lead singer Eric Braden's upcoming move to Philadelphia after fourteen years in Austin. Knowing it would soon become harder to get together, the band made plans to record their next album before the year's end.

The need to finish before Braden's departure fueled the new material's energy. This album, they declared, would be "essential Big Bill"—a collection of "all bangers." It would amplify the band's manic intensity and dark humor. Strawberry Seed's two standout tracks, "Poverty of Wires" and "Throw it Away," set the stage for this focused approach.

November became a time of intense songwriting, using a brand new method. Parts were crafted in intense brainstorm sessions, then later digitally mixed-and-matched. Once a structure started to arise, the band then "learned" each track live in their practice space, tweaking lyrics along the way. This approach brought a fresh and urgent energy to the process.

In December, the band recorded at drummer and producer Jeff Olson's house. Wiley Greene assisted with production, allowing Olson to focus on the drums. Thirteen tracks were recorded, featuring Braden, Olson, guitarist Alex Riegelman, and bassist Alan Lauer. Collaborators Cameron Bina (background vocals) and Billie Buck of Sailor Poon (saxophone) contributed. The result of this two-month creative effort is Sick Myth: a thirteen-song, thirty-two-minute album.

Sick Myth explores the spiritual ugliness of America, depicting the sad, desolate, and commodified landscape of the United States. The album addresses themes of death, corporate psychopathy, and the mythology of the country. These themes are present in the album's cover art, a photograph by Chris Evans depicting a parade float with a massive hamburger passing the Capitol Building in Washington, D.C., and they are present in the title track, which declares: "I don’t really think they care at all/ I don’t really need a crystal ball."

Throughout the album, Big Bill analyzes facets of this "sick myth." "Young Men of the World" targets the "manosphere" and the country's drift towards the political right, urging listeners to "don't listen to macho clowns." The refrain of "The Money Store"—"My blood is red if I say so, jingles sound good on my radio"—jabs an index finger in the ribs of the "red-blooded American" concept. In "Worm Within," the band offers a look into the life of the average working-class American through the eyes of a tragicomic worker at a pork processing facility. And "The Open Door" speaks to the toxic American hustle culture, captured in the lyrics: "My cousin says he knows the best way/ To make a living in the US of A/ He said he’ll show me for a small fee/ And he’ll throw in a free cup of coffee."

Through these tracks, Big Bill makes Sick Myth a commentary on the state of America. Perhaps nowhere is this more apparent than on “Cameras,” set in the heavily surveilled deserts of the American Southern border, with Braden’s semi-satirical suggestion that, to keep things fair, we fill the mansions with cameras, too. In an era of countless TikToks evoking the dark ironies of late-stage capitalism, Sick Myth feels like a roller coaster through the wreckage.

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released November 21, 2025

Written, produced and performed by Big Bill
Recorded by Wiley Greene and Jeffrey Olson
at Versailles, Austin, TX, Dec. 2024
Mixed by Jeffrey Olson
Mastered by Joey Oaxaca

Big Bill is:
Eric Braden - vocals
Alex Riegelman - guitar, vocals
Alan Lauer - bass, vocals
Jeffrey Olson - drums, vocals

Additional musicians:
Billie Buck - saxophone on tracks 3 & 8
Wiley Greene - synth on tracks 1, 2, 5, & 12
Cameron Bina - background vocals on tracks 9 & 13

Cover artwork by Chris Evans ("National Fare,
Hamburger, Washington D.C., 2016")

Cover design by Eric Braden

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Big Bill Austin, Texas

Since 2012, Austin’s Big Bill has shaken audiences with their darkly comic take on art-rock. Like The B-52’s, Talking Heads, and Devo, they pair propulsive, idiosyncratic music with a singularly weird point of view (in this case via the sped-up Buddy Holly vocals of singer/songwriter Eric Braden.) With their joyfully chaotic live shows and recordings, Big Bill has amassed a cult following. ... more

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